Sunday, October 27, 2013

Bat Country



Conferences are interesting things, filled with the excitement of new ideas and the slow movements of a wandering mind. A child of a generation raised on a steady dose of television and cinema, I pulled into the parking lot of the Marriott with scenes and dramatizations rolling through my mind. 

The event turned out to be much like what I anticipated. It wasn't Dr. Gonzo sitting in a room full of cops or a group tired stiffs presenting awards and counting down the minutes until they were free to mingle at the bar, nor was it a room filled with fanatic nerd dressed in homemade costumes. Ok, it might be a little like the last one. As a nerd and a future teacher, I feel safe saying that in a group of 100 teachers there are 95 nerds and five people that are lying to themselves. Nerds have made a lot of progress since the Tri-Lambs and they are perfectly suited for teaching.

But, I digress. The conference gave me a chance to learn a few things and share my ideas with people that have the same passion for English and education that I do. The number one topic was Common Core. In fact, there was a session that seemed to focus on it too much. I realize that the presenter was trying to show how her lesson ideas would work great with the Common Core, but it seemed she spoke more about her concerns with Common Core than on art related assignments. She was entertaining, introduced some new literature, and showed a few new assignment ideas, but not to the extent I expected. The key note speaker was also disappointing. I liked his views about Common Core, although I feel he may have simplified the idea of developing lesson plans. It also seemed more of a push to buy his books than anything. I realize that a large portion of his sales probably come from schools and teachers, but it still felt like I was on set with Ron Popeil.

The rest of the sessions were interesting. I enjoyed seeing a speaker from my hometown speaking about LGBT issues. My hometown isn’t exactly opened minded and it is nice to see people break the stereotype of the rural Kansan.  I had fun in the session that connected The Great Gatsby to games. I knew it was going to be good when the presenter began playing a Great Gatsby game that was based on Castlevania on the NES. She also had a great idea for a paper that showed how the literature has affected popular culture.

My final session dealt with the grading of AP papers. It was an eye opening experience that threw my idea about the importance the five paragraph paper out the window. It turns out that little attention is paid to that aspect. The ideas expressed and the understanding shown by the writer are more important than the order it is delivered, and the amount of time that a grade spends looking over a AP placement paper is much shorter than most of us would imagine. I was also introduced to the idea of having the students rate sample AP papers in order to give them an understanding of what the different levels of papers look like.

I wasn’t able to attend both days, but really do think that the conference was useful and I will attend it every year if possible.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

And now, a poem about bell work.

Deja Vu All Over Again*

Before the bell rings,
I remind them
There is bell work

There is
Always bell work
To be done
Before
Or directly after
Class has begun

And I find myself,
Again,
Pointing at the power word,
Pointing at the board,
And reading the definition 
To the handful
Who actually listen.

The bell rings,
I remind them
There is bell work.

And Ms. D, my CT,
After locking the door,
Tells them
To begin
Their bell work,

And one of them
Acts surprised
By the bell work.

There is always bell work.

And today is Monday,
Which means
A new power word,
A new definition,
And a complete sentence
Conveying comprehension.

And Ms. D will explain
And I will explain
What must be done again

Because,
Somebody always
Goes to the bathroom or
Gets a drink of water
Just before the bell

Because,
Somebody always
Doesn't hear
Or 
Doesn't listen

We will 
Repeat 
The word

Repeat
The definition 
Until they all have it down
Or
Move to where they can read it
And no longer require our recitation.

We will 
Walk around the room,
Compliment a complex sentence,
Confirm correct usage,
And question syntax errors,
Spelling mistakes,
And the lack of commas.

We will 
Wake the sleeping,
Rein in the attention
Of the wistful,
The jabbering romantic,
And the gamer
Who incessantly speaks 
of GTA 5.

It's Monday
5th hour
And 
There is bell work. 

*Deja Vu All Over Again- a refers to quote made by Yogi Berra after he witnessed back to back home runs by Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle. "It's deja vu all over again."